Friday, May 29, 2009

27th May 2009
I think I must be really bored in school.
This is my 3rd post for today.
Checked my webmail and found this amusing.

I thought I wore shorts and now they're here to send me a warning letter or something.




Dear CHU SIN YI,



NOTICE OF DISCIPLINARY MEASURE



Offence : Failure to comply with institutional prescriptions

(Declaration of body temperature)
[like totally wth?!]


Date of Offence : 25th May 2009



Description:



We would like to inform you that these prescriptions for temperature declaration were not frivolous nor were they part of an emergency preparedness drill. They were implemented as part of a nationwide pandemic prevention measure during a time of publicly declared health crisis. As such, compliance was very much a requirement, not an option. By not declaring your temperature when the disease alert system was at the ‘Orange’ status suggests that you did not treat the temperature declarations seriously.
[Story-telling Competition ah!]


RP takes a firm stand against student who fails to comply with such institutional prescriptions. Penalties imposed on students for such offences include heavy fines, suspension and expulsion from the polytechnic.
[Totally blahh]


On the above mentioned date, time and place, you have failed to declare your body temperature online when required to do so.



The Disciplinary Committee has decided to impose on you the following disciplinary measures:


1. Warning- You are hereby warned not to commit similar or any other offences. You are also hereby warned that if you commit any further breaches of discipline, you may be dealt with more severely.
[I'm gonna be jailed]





Yours Sincerely,



Alan Tan

Discipline Master



On behalf of the Student Discipline Committee

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